The Subway Guy.



Hey $5 Footlong lovers! Everyone's favorite carb-loading dieter is being investigated in conjunction with a child pornography case involving his associate, Russell Taylor.

While Jared has not been arrested or detained in any way, his home electronics have been seized. According to authorities, he has been cooperative thus far.

Subway has wasted ZERO time putting some feet (see what I did there) between the company and their former spokesman.

...Eat Fresh!

-Kennie H.